Trump Wants The DOJ To Go After Olympian David Hearn Again In Reflecting Pool Vandalism Case

from the never-wrong-prez-just-dying-to-be-wrong-again dept

This is why having a case dismissed with prejudice is important.

Trump’s cronies/donors — who were paid millions to do a job they’d never done before — failed to bring the Lincoln Reflecting Pool up to spec by July 4th, preventing Trump from taking sole credit for everyone else’s hard work while turning the nation’s 250th birthday into a celebration of himself.

When the “American flag blue” undercoating began floating to the surface and the rest of the pool turned green due to the completely expected explosion in algae growth, Trump decided it would be better to arrest people for “vandalism” than throw his financial supporters under the bus.

Former Olympian David Hearn was the big catch. Trump, Interior Department Secretary Doug Burgum, and US Attorney Jeanine Pirro all claimed they had tons of evidence to support felony vandalism charges against their star defendant. Another handful of people were arrested and hit with misdemeanor charges, solely for the purpose of propping up Trump’s “it was vandals!” lies.

But the whole thing fell apart when the cases moved forward. In Hearn’s case, a government witness testified the damage was due to faulty repair work by the contractors, rather than anything Hearn or anyone else had done to the pool. This undercut Trump’s 350-foot vandal attack narrative. It also tanked the case for US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who moved to dismiss the case due to being misled by the Interior Department, which apparently buried details of the faulty fix in hopes of making Trump’s revenge convictions a reality.

Shortly after dropping the case, Pirro went toe-to-toe with Trump and DOI head Burgum, laying out all the evidence that contradicted Trump’s concocted narrative. Trump responded by attacking Pirro publicly in press comments and Truth Social posts. These attacks included some off-the-cuff remarks that seemed to have teleported in from a 1930s gangster b-movie script:

“Instead of going after the people that did it, the judge went after her and went after her department,” he continued. “And I guess she choked. I don’t know what the hell happened.”

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Trump exclaimed minutes later that Pirro “folded like an umbrella.”

I only bring this up again because Trump has clearly demonstrated that umbrellas are impossible to “fold.”

Anyway, back to the point of the post: having a prosecution dismissed with prejudice means the government doesn’t get a second chance to do the wrong thing. The DOJ in general never does this because… who knows? Maybe some precedent will get handed down that revives a case. Maybe the cold case kids will find some sort of unidentifiable powder in the evidence locker. Or maybe the fucking president of the United States will just start ordering people to do the same thing again, only harder.

White House officials have asked the Justice Department to consider a new prosecution of a man accused of vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, according to people familiar with the discussions, as President Trump fumes over U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro’s decision to drop the case.

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After White House outreach, Justice Department officials are exploring whether another type of case—likely based on misdemeanor allegations—is even possible. 

And we’re right back where we started: with Trump trying to punish a US citizen because Trump embarrassed himself.

This isn’t going to end well for Trump. I mean, I would hope. The presiding judge is still trying to find out why the DOJ didn’t dismiss the charges against Hearn with prejudice, given that it had admitted in court that there was no evidence to support them.

And Hearn himself isn’t letting this go. If the DOJ decides to try again, this will vastly increase the chances the presiding judge will give his lawyers access to the grand jury materials he’s been requesting ever since the government’s witness testified (before the grand jury) that any so-called “vandalism” was actually just the side effects of a botched rush-job performed by under-qualified contractors better known for their loyalty to Trump than their specific set of skills.

Trump is too stupid to recognize this will only result in more damning evidence of his self-serving hubris. Pirro knows this case is fucked so it’s highly unlikely she’ll be willing to do what Trump is demanding. And no one in the administration with the intelligence to recognize why this is a terrible idea is willing to do anything but appease the madman they’ve chosen to serve at the expense of their own credibility and future employment opportunities. Let’s hope this all goes as badly as it should for Trump. After all, he’s earned it.

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